[I’ll keep this until it stops being funny]
Blinking blearily to himself, Jack let out a odd chuckle as he staggered along the road, almost tripping up. Glaring as seriously as he could at the sky, he raised his hands to the sky and yelled out:
"WIND! TAKE M’HOME!"
A large gust of wind hit Jack, but instead of lifting him up into the sky, it blasted him off of his feet and knocked him back into the snow, where he lay for a moment.
"…Now tha’s just rude," he slurred out. "You SUCK"